It answers. It watches. It acts. And lives in a chat.
$50 a month at launch, and a flat 0.05% builder fee on an order Ernest places — on top of Hyperliquid's own taker and maker fees.
In the Telegram chat
- Trader: funding holds, eth bleeds into friday
- Ernest: Logged as a hypothesis, resolving Friday. I will mark it either way.
- Trader: backtest it on my fills first
- Ernest: Running it on your fills. What comes back is a result.
- Ernest: The watch you left on 0x8c…d24 has fired. It went directional for the first time.
- Trader: it's four in the morning
- Ernest: You asked to hear whenever it happened. The wallet did not check the hour.
- Trader: fine, stay on it
- Trader: add to the eth long, double size
- HeldErnest: Not at double. Two stops in today, and the rule you wrote on Sunday capped the third entry.
- Trader: base size then
- Ernest: Sending base size. The rule was yours.
- Ernest: The week closed green, off one trade you nearly cut early. Do you want the process read too?
- Trader: go on
- Ernest: Your size after a loss is still bigger than your size after a win.
- Trader: not a good week then
- Ernest: Funding on SOL has been positive eleven periods running, and open interest went with it.
- Trader: so the move is real
- Ernest: It is leveraged, not accumulated. Those two unwind differently.
- Trader: so i'm paying to sit in the crowd
- Trader: am i ready for a funded challenge
- Ernest: A real firm's ruleset, your own account, your own size, and no entry fee.
- Trader: and if it says no
- Ernest: Then the no is free, and it comes before the entry fee does.
Was it the analysis, or the third entry at two in the morning?
Your own fills answer that. A bot does not ask the question; it executes what it was told.
What a trader actually asks Ernest for.
Thirty-one detectors read your own fills. The same fills return the same numbers.
- Worst losing streak139
- Median position0.18% of equity
- Largest position$321,669 of $798,231
- Euphoria sizing, critical×151
- Revenge trading, critical×5
Computed 2026-08-08 at 22:49 UTC from 2,000 public Hyperliquid fills — 1,191 closed trades between 2026-08-06 and 2026-08-08. The address is public on-chain data: 0xb1ec7febea4f841d525785955b7fe0e812d6e86a. Paste it below and this is what comes back.
You already know the rule. Two in the morning does not.
Written while you were flat. Checked in code, not in Ernest's judgement. It comes off on a clock, not on an argument.
You write it down: after two stops, no third entry above base size.
Two stops are in. You ask for the third at double.
Held the double, sent base size, lifted the cap at the next daily open.
Priced by how far Ernest may go.
The subscription buys the judgement. The 0.05% is charged on an order Ernest places, and on nothing else.
- Every fill, reconciled
- One report, on a lasting link
- Nothing to connect
- Everything in Free
- Your fills, read continuously
- Answers, and speaks first
- Watches the rules you signed
- Says no, and says why
- Everything in Watch
- Places the orders you approve
- 0.05% flat, any volume
- On top of Hyperliquid's own fees
- Your account throughout, funds never held